*You have ever had to clean tortilla chips out of your electrical outlet with a toothpick!
*You have ever had to scrub crayon off of your sewing machine
*Magic Eraser is your best friend.
*You rake leaves and your toddler runs through them and un-rakes them. You sweep the kitchen and your toddler runs through your pile and scatters the dirt. You fold the clothes and your toddler unfolds them. Everything you do throughout the day seems to get UN-DONE.
*You have walked into your toddlers' bedroom and found poo all over everything! The only thing that was poo-free was the diaper she was wearing! (I've experienced this at least 15 times in the last 6 months.)
*You have ever begged God to take you home to heaven immediately!
*Your spouse frequently sings annoying ditties off of Children's movies. For instance, King Jo repeats over and over, "River, Rock, Crocodile Lake" like Dora on one of Ali's Dora movies.
*You end each day looking like you've been beaten by a mob.
*You've watched your child sit on the potty chair, spread her legs, and STILL manage to pee all over the floor and miss the potty! You've seen this happen at least once or twice a day.
*You've watched your child push a whole row of library books off the shelf at the library.
*Your child gets a new injury every single day (this one's for you Shiloh!)
*You and your spouse spend each evening laughing over the hysterical and corny things your child has said throughout the day!
These are all true. I'll add more as I experience them.
1 comment:
just a side note, i dont know if this is true or not, but i just got an email about magic eraser causing burns on their child. like a said, it was a forward so i dont know how true it was, but since you said it was your friend i just wanted you to be aware of what i had heard. :)
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